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seawit
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 Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:02 am Post subject: The CIA Thread |
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Try yourself to add some CIA - computer industry acronyms. Here's some examples. 
* PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
* ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
* APPLE -Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
* SCSI - System Can't See It
* DOS - Defective Operating System
* BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
* IBM - I Blame Microsoft
* DEC - Do Expect Cuts
* CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
* OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
* WWW - World Wide Wait
* MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
* PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
* COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
* AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
* LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
* MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
* WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
* GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out
* MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
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freak4mobiles
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:51 am Post subject: |
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Great Post Man!!!  
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seawit
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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Thx! I think that we need to create a MIA section also, as in M for mobiles...
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richybaker
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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funny post...although i cannot agree with both apple and machintosh translations... not at all! 
Here r some more ive made:
*PDF - Please...Do Formatting!
*MS-DOS - Meaningless System-Does Ordinary Stuff
*MICROSOFT - Make Instantaneous Contability Range Of Some Other F*cking Table
*REGEDIT - Reck Entirely Godless Entries Doomed In There
*WLAN - Wipe Lower Ass Networks
*RSS - Rapid Stupid Sh*t
*DVD - Decryptable Video Disc
*CSS - Counter Strike..Suckers!
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seawit
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:54 am Post subject: |
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| richybaker wrote: |
| funny post...although i cannot agree with both apple and machintosh translations... not at all! |
It would be true if they ran MS applications...
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richybaker
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| Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:21 am Post subject: |
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| seawit wrote: |
| richybaker wrote: |
| funny post...although i cannot agree with both apple and machintosh translations... not at all! |
It would be true if they ran MS applications... |
well...actually dey do..
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seawit
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:42 am Post subject: |
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Some more...
* POP - Porn's Offered Plentifully
* FTP - Files for Trusty Pirates
* EMAIL - Every Message is Annoyingly Inept and Lacking
* USB - Using Stupid Lawyers
* ISP - I Spam People
* HTML - Hold The Mayo, Lenny!
* GUI - Gets Users Irritated
* MODEM - Mine Often Disconnects, Extremely Maddening
* BILL GATES - Became Insanely Lucrative Lunatic, Gains Assloads of Tokens Exporting Sh*tware
I'll be back... hehe
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