Haiku Error Messages

[seawit]

Stumbled upon some pretty good alternative messages for a relaxed and laughable website. See for yourself...

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry...


* Oh, a file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

* The Web site you seek cannot be located but countless more exist.

* Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

* Aborted effort: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

* Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

* Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

* First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully.

* With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: Your novel? not found.

* The Tao that is seen is not the true Tao until You bring fresh toner.

* Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

* A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

* Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

* You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

* Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

* Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.

* Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.



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[maxrush]

Hehe Nice ones there seawit, here's one from me

* Please wait while I go to sleep, and yeah this defrag thing will still take 2 more days, increase my pay!!

* I am going to see Miss Emily Rose while you can keep staring at this blue screen!!! DIE DIE DIE